"In a world of $997 'unlock your marketing potential' courses, be the duck who got HubSpot's actual playbook for free."

Weird Duck Stats 📊

82% of marketers are currently watching a YouTube guru explain basic marketing while HubSpot's literally giving away their entire playbook. This duck can't even with y'all sometimes.

What The Duck Moment 🤔

Just watched another LinkedIn "thought leader" posting about their morning routine (cold plunge, meditation, crying into their coffee), meanwhile HubSpot's out here casually dropping their entire marketing framework. The audacity of providing actual value without a 72-hour countdown timer!

The "Someone's Getting Fired" Package 💼

• 🎯 Internal playbooks they definitely meant to keep secret
• 📊 Frameworks that consulting firms charge kidneys for
• 💡 The stuff marketing influencers pretend they invented

Why This Duck Is Losing It 🤯

Real Talk From A Cynical Duck 🦆

I know what you're thinking: "What's the catch?" I thought the same thing. I spent three hours looking for the upsell, the funnel, the 'but wait, there's more!' There isn't one. I'm as shocked as you are.

• ✅ No email sequence about your marketing zodiac sign
• ✅ No upsell to a $2,997 masterclass
• ✅ No "exclusive community" to join

THE QUACKTIC 🎯

You're currently paying for:

• 💸 That AI tool you never use
• 💸 Three newsletter subscriptions about newsletters
• 💸 Premium LinkedIn to stalk your ex-coworkers

Meanwhile, HubSpot's like "Here's our entire marketing department's brain, for free."

Look, you can go back to watching 47-minute YouTube videos about basic marketing concepts, or you can grab this playbook and actually get something done today. Your choice, but this duck knows what it would do.

Floating on cloud nine,
WhatzDuck 🦆

P.S. If you don't download this, I'm legally required to assume you enjoy paying for marketing courses from people whose biggest achievement is having marketing courses.

*This edition was sponsored by HubSpot, who clearly didn't run this past their legal team first. Thanks for the oopsie, folks!