Eid Gift: 30+ Marketing Resources + Zero Life-Changing Promises

Hey Fellow Duck, Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨ While everyone else is probably sending you “10 Ways to Crush Your Eid Goals” or “How to Network at Family Gatherings for Maximum ROI,” we thought we’d take a different approach. Instead of more productivity porn, here’s a curated collection of actually useful growth marketing resources. You know, for ...

This duck knows more about growth than most ‘experts’

🦆 WADDLE WE DO NOW? Why Your Growth Strategy is Missing 3 Things Spoiler: Product-Market Fit isn’t enough (shocking, we know) Hey marketing skeptics, While everyone’s obsessing over Product-Market Fit like it’s the only thing that matters, Brian Balfour (HubSpot’s former VP of Growth) has some uncomfortable news: PMF is just 1 of 4 fits ...

The Duck Collected 50 Must-Use Marketing Stats for You

In partnership with 📊 50 Brutal Marketing Stats You Can’t Ignore Forget gut feelings. These stats hit harder than your Q2 report. Still making decisions based on vibes? Here’s your wake-up call. 50 real stats from across SEO, ads, AI, email, and content marketing. If you’re tired of fluff and want to know where the ...

Growth Machine Core Framework

🚀 Growth Machine Core Framework The Quacktastic Guide to Sustainable Growth Hey Growth Ducklings 🦆, Wanna turn random marketing splashes into a full‑blown Growth Machine? Consider this email your shiny yellow blueprint. Every link below saves you weeks of Googling. Read the Full Lesson 1️⃣ What the Duck is a Growth Machine? • High‑level intro ...

Building Growth Machine is Now Live

In partnership with Hey Growth‑Wrangler, If your funnels feel more like colanders than pipelines, congrats—you’re officially in the right inbox. 🦆 Building Growth Machine Is Now Live! We took every buzzword the internet loves (North Star, Flywheel, CAC, LTV… you know the drill), dunked them in hot yellow paint, and came out with a framework you can actually ...

Growth machines don’t build themselves. Stop ducking it.

The Growth Machine Blueprint — 2025 Edition (30 years of scars, successes, and scientific testing distilled into one living doc) 1. Why a “Machine”? A growth machine is scalable, predictable, repeatable. Unlike one-off hacks, it’s an engine that compounds value every sprint — an operating system for revenue. 2. North-Star & Guard-Rails Element What to ...

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🚀 Automate or Die: AI is Taking Over (Are You Ready?)

In partnership with 🚀 Automate or Die: AI Workflows That Print Money If you’re still manually chasing leads, congratulations—you’ve just wasted 90% of your time. AI doesn’t sleep, doesn’t forget, and definitely doesn’t cry when a deal falls through. Let’s talk about real automation. 📊 80% of businesses say AI saves time, yet 60% still ...

📢 Stop Buying Courses. Start Doing

📩 WHATZDUCK NEWSLETTER Stop Buying Courses. Start Doing. 📊 MARKETERS LOVE COURSES MORE THAN RESULTS Marketers in 2025: Buys another $997 “secret growth formula” course. Also marketers in 2025: Still struggling to get a single customer. Fun fact: 90% of people who buy marketing courses never execute a single thing they learned. The only thing ...

Don’t Sleep on Ramadan—Your Campaigns Need a Glow-Up!

📊 Did You Know? 💡 76% of consumers in MENA plan purchases around Ramadan. If your marketing isn’t optimized, you’re leaving money on the table—like skipping the best dates at Iftar. 🍯 “Ramadan isn’t just about fasting; it’s about feasting—on great deals and smarter marketing.” – Some wise marketer (probably a duck) 🦆 🔗 Useful ...