🦆 Your Promised Bonus Has Landed

The Quiet Ponds Framework & Anti-Hustle CAC Calculator

Hey there, smart duck!

As promised in our last email about fighting rising CAC, here's your exclusive framework for finding those profitable "quiet ponds" where customers don't cost more than your morning bread. 🥖

No fluff, no nonsense - just practical strategies that actually work.

🎁 What's Inside Your Bonus Package:

• The complete Quiet Ponds Identification Matrix
• Our dead-simple Anti-Hustle CAC Calculator
• Ready-to-use tracking templates
• Implementation checklist that won't overwhelm you

🚀 Quick Win You Can Implement Today:

Use the Pond Quality Multiplier Table to instantly estimate your potential CAC in any new market segment. Multiply your current CAC by each applicable factor:

🦆 Remember:

If you're working overtime to implement this framework, you're doing it wrong. A good quiet pond doesn't need constant attention - that's the whole point!

What's Next?

1. Download your framework (it's a Notion template - super easy to use)

2. Pick ONE pond to test (resist the urge to try everything at once)

3. Report back in 2 weeks - I want to hear your success story!

P.S. Next week, we're diving into why your social media strategy might be as effective as a duck wearing shoes. You won't want to miss it!

Keep it floating,

WhatzDuck 🦆

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